trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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