so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
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