p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
She told me I should be a condom model.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Randomize
