Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
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Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
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You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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