Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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