Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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