that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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