His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
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He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
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you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
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