Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
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yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
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I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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