I showed him my bush... on skype.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
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Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
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Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
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