I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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