i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
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Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
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Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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