It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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