I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
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i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
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Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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