distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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