Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
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