I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
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