Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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