we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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