I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
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Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
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Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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