It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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