i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
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you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
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didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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