Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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