you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
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If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
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I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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