Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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