ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Don't make out with my wife yet
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Randomize
