He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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