it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
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