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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.

  (228): View more from Mississippi

  Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here

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• (713): View more from Texas

  The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.

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• (716): View more from New York

  I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT

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