Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
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successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
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Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT