Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
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Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
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If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
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