so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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