I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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