Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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