Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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