I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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