marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
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Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
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Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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