dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
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Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
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The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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