His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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