Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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