Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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