Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
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its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
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I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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