I only kidnapped one of them. chill
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
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Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
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I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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