You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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