are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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