haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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