You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
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Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
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We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
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I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
YAS. BRING CRAB.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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