glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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