it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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