ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
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Buhtt sex?
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
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Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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