I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
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