I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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