You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
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I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
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We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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