remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Terrible idea I love it
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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